Tuesday, January 19, 2010

That's my child you're talking about!

PREFACE:
All names have been removed and replaced either with an "Idiot" followed by a number, or a "Me". Also, please note that there is harsh language used on either side of the arguments made, and I apologize beforehand for that; however, I did not see fit to change it. I did not change the vulgar language due to the fact that I did not want to change my opponents words and that, changing my original sentiments, would decrease the severity of my anger. The only editing I did do was the fixing of any grammatical and/or spelling mistakes.

Standing firm in my beliefs,
Katie Egan



Idiot # 1: Attention LOTR Two Towers jerks. IMDb has rated the Fellowship higher than Two Towers. Fuck off.

Idiot # 2:
If I wanted to see nothing but mind-numbing prairies I would have lived in Kansas, not paid money to watch a LOTR movie.

Me: Does anyone recall there being prairies on the way to Mordor? Nope.

Idiot # 1: Two Towers character development is shit. Fellowship sets of all the characters quite nicely. Everyone just sits around and bitches in the Two Towers. And when they're not doing that they're just sitting doing nothing. The last third is fighting. Essentially 2/3 of the movie is shit.

Me: It is not shit! I definitely prefer the other two, as far as watching goes, and it is just a way to get to the third chapter. But the Two Towers story is anything but shit and there happens to be loads of character development. Aragorn learns that he is Middle Earth's hope as a leader, Sam's loyalty is being tested by Frodo's slow decay, and the two other hobbits learn they must step up, and that they too play a vital role in the saving of Middle Earth. Not to mention we meet key characters in the Two Towers like Theoden, Eowyn, Wormtongue, and Gandalf the White. Fuck you for calling any piece of the Lord of the Rings story shit, Idiot # 1!

Idiot # 1:
Two Towers was not a good movie. I'm sure the book is fantastic. The character development in Two Tower is basically portrayed as the characters bitching. And Idiot # 3. Just admit FotR is way better than Two Towers.

Me: Because times are grim, and they're just starting to realize the extent of their dangerous situation! I'd bitch too, and as an audience member and reader, I'd start to lose hope. What I love about the movie is that, where it ended, it starts to regain the momentum it had before. The book ends with a cliffhanger!

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