Maybe I'm Overreacting?

To the Person who has taken my French Vanilla coffee,

First of all, congratulations! I hope you really enjoy your new bag of ground coffee, and hopefully this is your favorite flavor! Now you will not only taste quality coffee, but you will be awake and zippy right after your first cup.

You probably noticed that I purchased this coffee from Disneyland, so know that this product is going to be worth-while. Also remember that it was quite a hefty price, at least for me. You’re going to look so cute when you show your friends your new ground coffee named, “Mickey’s Coffee”. And how can you not smile when you look at the smiling face of that Disney cartoon cow, offering you a delicious cup of warm coffee?

Now, in order to make that coffee, you’re going to need to use a coffee-maker, and don’t you worry, I have one! Don’t forget to put a new liner in the top, so that you can add your spoonful of French Vanilla coffee; I also have provided some liners. All you have to do is add some water to the top, and plug her in! In seconds, you will have freshly brewed wonder. Be careful when pouring out your coffee, as it will be pretty darn hot!

I just know you’re going to be so happy with your new ground coffee! And you’re going to be so bubbly from the delectable caffeine that the people around you will catch it! I just wish I could be your friend, so you could pour me a cup of it! Thanks for all of the inspiring that you’re about to do!

Yours in morning routine trust,

Katie Egan